Bluesky.

https://chaos.social/@eris2cats/116278243026245039

https://piipitin.fi/@prettyhuman/111646353467589880

https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/116157805037426573

Lobsters.

Source.

https://todon.eu/@faab64/116353911557549088

The Hungarian prime minister concedes to Péter Magyar, who is set to win a supermajority in the 199-seat parliament.

https://mastox.eu/@AssalRad/116157304384102524

A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16451158

Source: @mrlovenstein on Bluesky

The video’s opening shot shows a man hiding under a bed snipping in a hole in someone’s sock. Seconds later, the same man uses a saw to shorten a table leg so that it wobbles during breakfast. “My job is to make things shitty,” the man explains. “The official title is enshittificator. What I do is I take things that are perfectly fine and I make them worse.”

Remember, kids: don’t try this at home!

… while they feign child protection to avoid costs

(TikTok screencap)

https://chaos.social/@grote/116257002625921666

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/44474394

Using CRISPR-Cas9, scientists engineered a yeast to produce the nutrient feed. Farmers could have it in two years.

I’m all of the above (gay, bi, trans, gnome)