PieFedTwo week self-negotiated ceasefire incoming
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TACO Tuesday
He chickened out again
So I heard about the American side. Has Iran agreed? Or fucking isreal? Fuck Isreal.
Israel has no problem agreeing to a ceasefire.
They’re gonna ignore it anyway.
Israel delivers ceasefire agreements via cruise missile.
They said they’ll stop attacks on Iran, but they still need Lebanese lebensraum
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/7/iran-war-live-trump-warns-of-devastating-attacks-as-deal-deadline-nears
Iran has officially made a shitpost answer claiming basically that since the cease-fire was unilateral, it means the US agreed with everything they demand, and that they are glad to continue negotiations on the next two weeks.
It also claimed that since they are fighting a defensive war, and won’t be attacked anymore, they won’t be counter-attacking anymore.
Maybe we should invite the Teheran PR team to the NonCredibleDiplomacy community.
Hmm. Seems like trump is a bitch.
Yes, but keep in mind that the Iranian claims are closer to a joke than to reality too.
Still, again, yes.
There is apparently a 10 point proposal pit forward by Iran that is agreed on by the US, Isreal and the Gulf states but im waiting for it to be confirmed.
Isn’t this the same 10 point proposal Iran proposed 2 weeks ago which Trump soundly rejected?
Knowing trump it probably is
I think it is.
Then he saw the poll numbers
Of note: “Two weeks” is Trump’s default time period he states for all kinds of things, basically how long he expects for the media cycle to forget about what he said earlier. Two weeks appears to be about as far in the future as he’s capable of planning or comprehending.
So … this ‘ceasefire’ may be indefinite … or may last for all of three hours. We’ll see.
Im not gonna lie. I cried thinking of the innocent civilians. Hes so damaging to our mental wellness. I feel so sad and tired.
This is a few days old, but also super relevant.
It’s always two weeks!
Anyone paying attention who isn’t maga.
I was 50% TACO, 50% nukes.
I had triple reverse anti-pro uber TACO squared, for whatever that’s worth.
Sooo… Any record trades in the oil market just before the announcement again?
Sorry folks for the negative thought, but it just gives all sides time to R&R and rearm. I don’t think it’s over.
That was my initial thought.
I didn’t have taco, I had taco Tuesday.
Check my history
death to amerikkka