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Put down the cudgel and reach for the olive branch
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I don’t get texts like this. Am I doing something wrong?
Edit: Thank you all for your unkind comments.
FUCK YOU, MORON
(Is that better?)
DO YOU EVEN WHITEN YOUR TEETH?
Ah fuck I did it wrong.
I FUCKING DIG UR STYLE HOMES
… Dammit
YOU HAVE NICE FACIAL HAIR!
THANK YOU IT’S A LOT OF WORK SO FIRST I TRIM THE SIDES SEE
GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS ARE SO WHOLESOME AND MAKE ME WANT TO NOT DESTROY HUMANITY!
It’s “Holmes”, latino gangbangers are super into Arthur Conan Doyle and shit.
I thought it was John Holmes, the x rated nigga
Get it together you
u have a really nice cock
what do u use to trim it like that
(am I doing it correctly?)
A special type of pedo-adjacent rabbi did it for me! Well, to me. I was too young to understand the task at hand.
I think you have to be terminally online in the Twitter way, not the Lemmy way
Shut the fuck up and go back to where ever u came from then pussy.
Spoiler
You’re welcome
Go to a Linux community and have an opinion on literally anything.
I think not?
Probably yes. Be more assertive. Stand up for something. Insult people. FUCKING LIVE YOU WOBBLY HALF ZOMBIE!
Men so starve to compliments that they turn instant friends when you tell them that the generic black shirt they wearing fit them really good.
…Is this tech? I should be nicer
But give real compliments, don’t say something you don’t mean
That’s a really great tip, thanks man.
The compliment I got from someone that said she thought my dimples were cute has been giving me strength for the past decade.
Bonus:
Activated charcoal isn’t good for your enamel or mouth health in general, so I hope he has found a better way.
Gen Z tip: Chewing small gravel can strengthen your teeth, like lifting weights does for muscles
Time really is a flat circle, Gastroliths have been in vogue before
Transcript:
Person A: looks like a small paragraph.
Person B: One sentence.
Person B: another sentence
Well, we can (not) see where this is going
I wish I could do this but I don’t have any haters everyone loves me.
think again asshole
I like your teeth
You can’t have them
throws dentures at your feet
I quite enjoy the amount of space between your eyebrows and chin.
It was a house fire. They won’t grow back. Like my family.
??
Bad humor
“i like your facial hair”
bro got very cozy very quickly
I still remember the one time someone said I have a great moustache
Can I feel your bristles?
What social media is selling are dopamine hits. Putting out hate and getting people worked up scores you a small dopamine hit. Getting an honest sounding compliment and having a stranger show interest and appreciation in something you are secretly very proud of, gets you an instant massive dopamine hit, followed by more little hits every time you remember the compliment.
It’s a tough cycle to break out of if you find yourself in it.
So true. In a related tangent, without this, Fox News would have only ever been another shitty cable channel. I’ve been forced to watch it a few times by virtue of being in a place I couldn’t leave, and it’s full of this shit: words or pictures provoking anger, anger, anger, praise, fear, anger, anger, etc.
It’s no wonder the watchers of it can’t get off it: the world must feel very empty if you’ve been on a careening subliminal emotional rollercoaster of media intake for however long.
Let me try…
“You have a pretty mouth”
Fuck you and stfu.
And get your cock out and fuck my mouth if you like it so much…but don’t touch my hair or so help me!!!
Also, I’m not gay.
Bring lube, just in case.
I’M NOT GAY!
How long until they get to the gay sex?
I don’t get hate DM’s but I do get an occasional message saying good things about my music when I post something. Then it turns out to be a scammer or someone offering whatever social media marketing scheme (which is probably a scam too).
That’s so annoying. I’m going to start an anti-scamming fund. Any money you donate to this fund is guaranteed to not be used to benefit a scammer until it has been spent at least once more!
You did great but I’ll keep my cudgel
I’ll never understand how people can feel better about themselves by being intentionally hurtful, but then again, I would 100% apologize to chatgpt so I guess that tracks.
It is so easy manipulating idiots. The best part is manipulating others for good, not to gain leverage, but manipulate for the benefit of all, greater good like.