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you are just going to creat a group of highly trained zombies that will easily outrun you once the machines fail inevitably, you are basically creating a zombie bootcamp and you are the final goal

Nah, they’re walking corpses and their muscles can only degrade with use, not build up. But the fact that there’s no power to the treadmills and that they’ll ignore them in any case means they’ll just be obstacles for them to stumble over.

idk, you seem pretty judgmental, i believe with hard work and dedication everyone can improve themselves, even zombies

Well, there are the kind of zombies that aren’t supernatural in origin, but are just crazed ordinary people. Different story in that case!


Yeah surely the brains they eat go somewhere no?





This reminds me of plants vs zombies.

It IS from plants vs zombies my friend




Hopefully you have electricity

Or have the zombies generate the electricity for you.

Just put at a tilt or smthng, but yes let’s turn footsteps into energy.




Bonus: let the treadmills produce power for your retreat.



I remember this exact meme from back when it was fresh.

It’s almost like the meme died and came back to torment the living.



Not to be confused with Zombie by The Cranberries

Where does Rob Zombie fall into all of this?




Slop

Ain’t nobody lining and arranging that many heavy ass treadmills for a meme

but copy pasting images of treadmills over a picture of a house in krita or gimp isnt hard

have people forgotten how low quality memes can be?

When you make your own meme you can do that

this comment feels out of place in this thread

1) someone complains about the post being AI generated 2) someone else says that making it normally would be way too hard to do 3) I mention a method that would not take much effort 4) you tell me to use that method, something i wouldnt have recommended if i hadnt been already using it

This whole thread looks like everyone is in agreement but angily arguing with each other anyway

Listen pal. I’m just angry at whatever you said let’s argue


You must be new to the internet






There are several belts that do not belong to any treadmill at the corner of the house, and several of them have sections of belts that do not line up with themselves when obstructed by another object in the foreground

Also

Dunno what is happening here

Well you’ve convinced me this isn’t an actual photograph of someone’s zombie defense system.

You say this as if there aren’t loads of people who believe the videos of animals dancing, shoplifting, and ringing doorbells are real.


Could have been a regular old Photoshop, if it wasn’t for AI artifacts.




By god I think he might be on to something


Or they were just a bunch of old treadmills with defects and your second point is just a bad camera.

I remember this image from >10 years ago.

No you don’t, because it did not exist 10 years ago. It is not disputable whether it is AI generated. I’m going to assume that you’re engaging in bad faith and a troll, and block you.

If you truly believed this is a real photograph (you don’t), then you’d be so dumb that nothing of value would be lost from my feeds, anyway.





Pretty sure this image has existed for >10 years



insert AI slop comment here


And you can always look out the window for entertainment.


We giving zombies free cardio and endurance training? Pass. I think I’ll set out some cans of crisco and hope they get too fat to move.

No no no…..they want brains. Don’t you know basic horror movie survival???

Anyways, shoot them in the brains



It wouldn’t work, but it would be quite a show to look at.


Feels a lot like plants vs Zombies


Ew slop

Your comment is honestly more annoying than the use of AI here

Okie dokie clanker wanker.


No it isn’t.

I mean, this literally is ai slop but alright.






Someone’s been playing factorio


I would just plant a bunch of walnuts.


Inspired by the physics of white holes.

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Finally, it’s time for that Project Zomboid x Factorio crossover the fanbase has(n’t) been demanding.

I don’t know. If we could build machines of death in Zomboid, that would be amazing

That would be awesome, though on the other hand Zomboid is absolutely the kind of game that would force you to regularly clean and maintain your death contraptions, which kind of sucks the joy out of it.

First your have to read the handyman and robotics magazines. At least.

Don’t forget the current beta build expands crafting and adds primitive metalworking. Those spikes won’t forge themselves!








Why is one looking used?

There was only one zombie, he worked out a little and wandered off

He didn’t even sign up for the gym plan!




I had a dream like this once.

One was chasing me down the highway, skittering behind me like a bald snowmobile.

Good times.


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