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Anon works for Amazon

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Truly the smartest person of our time

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Anon found a plot hole

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Anon has a very specific goal

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3 days ago

just pretend this is green

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Guess the director

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3 days ago

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Anon needs a good response

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Anon is embarrassed at school

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Anon runs into his boss

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a week ago

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Anon takes a crap

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a week ago

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Anon gets scammed

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a week ago

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Borger for scale

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a week ago

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Anon teaches you about their culture

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Tragedy takes many forms

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a week ago

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Anon judges gaming servers

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a week ago

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Anon is hair obsessed

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a week ago

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Winning life 101

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dgdft@lemmy.world

a week ago

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The Art of Surrender

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml

a week ago

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Anon is new at work

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a week ago

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Anon is worried about AAA sales

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Anon's parents are fighting

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2 weeks ago

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Annon is confronted with the pasing of time and the inevitablity of his incoming death

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2 weeks ago

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Field Trip

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mudkip@lemdro.id

a month ago

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not the ichor of long forgotten gods I promise

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a month ago

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Anon reads about Milton Friedman

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a month ago

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Anon is bored of it all

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a month ago

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Anon cares about the environment

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a month ago

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Normies

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a month ago

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Anon makes a big mistake

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a month ago

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Anon dips

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a month ago

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Anon reads the ink blot

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a month ago

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Anon wonders what went wrong

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a month ago

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Anon takes a writing workshop

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a month ago

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Anon is really into Mass Effect

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a month ago

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Anon buys an indie RPG

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a month ago

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Anon has a bad dream

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a month ago

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Anon is a youtuber

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a month ago

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Anon Promotes Shrimp Farming

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a month ago

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Anon listens to a British favourite

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a month ago

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Anon watches Lost

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a month ago

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Anon enjoys videogame music

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a month ago

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Anon checks a walkthrough

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a month ago

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Anon contemplates AI

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a month ago

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They have had worse things in thier mouth

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a month ago

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Turpentine story

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a month ago

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Anon makes some changes

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a month ago

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Anon wants to live on Super Earth

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a month ago

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Anon is emotional intelligence.

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throwawaybanana@discuss.online

a month ago

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Annon was too spicy

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InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world

a month ago

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Anon notices some fan service

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a month ago

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Anon has a hobby

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a month ago

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Anon predicts the future

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a month ago

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Anon is terminally lonely

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a month ago

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Anon owns nothing and is unhappy

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a month ago

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Annon finds a way around scalpers

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a month ago

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Anon the explorer

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a month ago

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Anon has anxiety

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Anon argues on reddit

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Anon makes a wish

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Anon blows his dad's mind

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a month ago

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Annon is unable to find quality cock these days

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a month ago

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Anon uses his computer

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world

a month ago

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Anon didn't like the loot

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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works

a month ago

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Anon misses flash

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Anon beats his meat

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a month ago

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Anon remembers Baby Dovahkiin

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Anon introduces himself

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Modern game dev got explaining to do

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a month ago

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Anon likes Mario

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a month ago

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Anon plays a game

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2 months ago

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Anon quotes a movie line

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2 months ago

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Anon is a scientist

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2 months ago

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Anon reads Into the Wild

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2 months ago

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Anon watches a video essay

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2 months ago

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Anon wonders about Iranian leader

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2 months ago

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Anon is a Japanese peasant

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2 months ago

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Anon makes a wish

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2 months ago

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Anon likes geography

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2 months ago

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Anon’s a sucker (reposted because timely)

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2 months ago

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Anon lives in the past

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Anon spends time with his dad

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Anon shoots his shot

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2 months ago

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Anon works out

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2 months ago

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Anon is going to be rich

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Anon observes a coworker

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Anon starts taking T

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2 months ago

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Anon enjoys the little things

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2 months ago

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Annon relfects on W doing it for the love of the game

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2 months ago

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Anon disrespects their elders

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2 months ago

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Anon acts like a jerk

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2 months ago

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Anon is a PC gamer

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2 months ago

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Anon changes his strategy

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Anon likes archaeology shows

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2 months ago

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/tv/ pitches a comedy

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2 months ago

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Anon goes to Japan

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2 months ago

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Anon is a redditor

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2 months ago

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Annon punches a Nazi

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2 months ago

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Anon finds a glitch

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2 months ago

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Anon finds a cool rock

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2 months ago

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Anon works in cybersecurity

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2 months ago

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Anon has a question

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2 months ago

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